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Yummy yummy

I know you've missed me. Don't deny it. Futile.

I have been tweeting like an effing canary but neglecting blogging.

But look! Over here! Delicious things. For you. And most certainly for me. What could be better than festive alcohol recipes? That's right. Nothing.

Check this out:

That's right, my friends. POP ROCKS RIMMED COCKTAILS. You're welcome.

Mother of Awesome Party Drinks

Is it wrong that I am salivating over this, with my own addition, some sweet vodka surprise?

Image: Ramblings from the Sunshine State

If it is, I don't want to be right.

In which I rip my pocket out of my dress

So. Yes. That happened.

This morning, after I had arrived at my place of bizzzznezzz, I remembered that the 'big boss' was visiting, so before I walked in, I thought I should run into the bathrooms and check my hair. To make sure it didn't look like shit (totally possible). You know, to brush maybe.

So yeah, check it out, I looked awesome. GO ME.

Strutted out of the bathroom. Pocket of my chiffon shift dress (it sounds weird, but it is awesome) caught on door lock. FUCK. RIPPED A MOTHERFUCKING HOLE THE SIZE OF CHINA IN THE SIDE OF MY DRESS. Oh dear.  I couldn't go home. I had just arrived.

Reception staff helped me to secure a scarf over gaping chasm with safety pins. Looked like I was insane and got dressed in the asylum all day. Weird look at scarf dress by boss. Shame ensued.

Omnibus antics

Here's a tip. You know. For the kids. The kids on the streets.

When listening to secret shame *cough katy perry cough* on the omnibus, be careful. You may inadvertently whisper 'skin tight jeans' and NOTHING ELSE, in what sounds like a very creepy voice, because you are wearing headphones; and the rest of the ride home MIGHT be a little uncomfortable. People also might use their 'crazy lady' looks in your general direction.

Just be careful, YOU NEVER KNOW.

New Sassy Gay Friend!

Thanks to The Bloggess for directing me to the new Sassy Gay Friend on twitter :)

If you have never read The Bloggess, you are seriously missing out. She is effing hilarious, and I am secretly jealous of her T-Rex mask.

Setting up a new blog

Dude, I know that you are totally not supposed to blog about blogging. Apparently, that is a total no no.

Setting up a new blog is interesting though. There's all this shit. That background is way too emo. No, I don't want fucking cutsie ridiculousness. Wait, there's a SHOPPING theme? Gah.

Also, am I the only one that finds it hilarious that there is a font called Irish Growler? Wow. Sorry for channelling my inner 12 year old, but COME ON!