Mother of Awesome Party Drinks

Is it wrong that I am salivating over this, with my own addition, some sweet vodka surprise?

Image: Ramblings from the Sunshine State

If it is, I don't want to be right.

In which I rip my pocket out of my dress

So. Yes. That happened.

This morning, after I had arrived at my place of bizzzznezzz, I remembered that the 'big boss' was visiting, so before I walked in, I thought I should run into the bathrooms and check my hair. To make sure it didn't look like shit (totally possible). You know, to brush maybe.

So yeah, check it out, I looked awesome. GO ME.

Strutted out of the bathroom. Pocket of my chiffon shift dress (it sounds weird, but it is awesome) caught on door lock. FUCK. RIPPED A MOTHERFUCKING HOLE THE SIZE OF CHINA IN THE SIDE OF MY DRESS. Oh dear.  I couldn't go home. I had just arrived.

Reception staff helped me to secure a scarf over gaping chasm with safety pins. Looked like I was insane and got dressed in the asylum all day. Weird look at scarf dress by boss. Shame ensued.